Plays: 222

swiremau5:

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(via ang61)

mojo-jojo-is-dope:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

"condoms break so easily. it’ll be safer just to pull out babe"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via theselyricsheardathousandtimes)

cumfort:

you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again

(Source: cumfort, via realityfinallykickedin)

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

(via theselyricsheardathousandtimes)

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via metalhearted)

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.

(Source: robertdowneyjrs, via nocturnal-lunacy)

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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(Source: turnipsalad, via peanutbutterandrabies)

"Perhaps the fact
that I chased a boy
who ripped me to shreds
says a lot more
about me
than it did about him."

Michelle K (via versteur)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via seriously-youknow)

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

(via ridinghi)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via followyourdemons)

kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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