catwithtats:

i sleep during the day so night comes faster so i can sleep more

(via dutchster)

dereklenaa:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

flavolaval:

listoflifehacks:

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Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits

im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses

i literally scrolled down each of them going, “please tell me the men of tumblr are below this post”

(via stephnocaptainsteph)

frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

(Source: hoppusfarm, via fake-mermaid)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via dutchster)

severus snape: james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil

nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

(Source: kgrrsten, via the-girl-with-the-br0ken-smile)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via the-girl-with-the-br0ken-smile)

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kindergraph:

look at this villager who only ever appeared in doubutsu no mori e+ shes a duck and a tomato and her name is ketchup

image

i hope whoever cut her out of the series lost their job

(via elysianskies)

rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time

(Source: katara, via jovialtrees)

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jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

(via the-girl-with-the-br0ken-smile)