Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

highlyglamorous:

just ordered pizza!

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"your pizza will be delivered in 1 hour"

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(via dutchster)

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

(via notjackwhite)

thelingerieaddict:

throneroom-of-the-damned:

Body Positivity for the win.

9 out of 16 are WoC from 9 different nationalities - Spanish, Native American, Middle Eastern, Greek, Hawaiian, South African, Indian, African-American and Chinese.

Even the “white” people don’t all come from the same place - French, Irish, American, Scottish, German, and English.

I’m really sorry if I left out YOUR nationality or YOUR body type, but if I kept going to include every single possible woman in the world I’d never have time for sleep or school work.

Pretty sure I reblogged this before. Definitely worth reblogging again. Body positivity, diversity, et. al. is more than one particular shape and size.

(Source: fortress-of-the-damned, via nanablankenship)

(Source: ggariba, via pinkandinked)

(Source: jakeparalta, via ruinedchildhood)

(via m00chies)

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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(via ruinedchildhood)

Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

folwer:

but its important

(via trianglespasm)

I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(Source: christtheconquerer, via allo-nsy)

transgirlnextdoor:

This is one of the most ignorant misconceptions I’ve heard about us transgender folks.

(via milesjai)

direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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(via trianglespasm)

authentics0ul:

expositionfairy:

What a gorgeous species.  I love the starlike effect from those lighter reflective scales.

wow

(via sophienataly)